Feeling sorry about the pain your existence causes your fundamentalist friends? Be sure that they know about the Christian Exodus. Don't let them miss an opportunity to live a fulfilling life far away from your evil influence.
I feel bad that we may lose so many of these people to South Carolina, but remember that our loss is their gain. After being near the bottom of most educational and economic indicators for most of the past century they deserve to be sent something nice by the rest of us. No need to thank us for it either, South Carolina. It is most certainly our pleasure.
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